I know. It sounds kind of mean to compare your sweet newborn to a witch...until 4pm hits and she turns into a crazed lunatic. The witching hour is that time of day when your baby has played, napped, eaten, spent all day being cute and then just can't do it anymore. She runs out of cuteness. It's not time for dinner or bed, she's too tired to play anymore and the only thing that feels good is to scream at the top of her lungs because maybe then you'll understand just how frustrating the world is to her. And this, of course, leaves no option but for you to join her because yes, in fact, you do understand how frustrating it is so WHY DONT WE ALL JUST YELL ABOUT IT. Cue your spouse walking in the door from work expecting to be greeted with kisses and hugs only to find two pathetic souls heaped in the corner wailing at each other.
Sounds dramatic but if you've lived it, it's not so far from the truth. The witching hour is real, it's cruel and it's soooo not just for babies. If you've ever worked at an office and experienced that feeling when it's a few hours after lunch but not close to time to go home, you know how the kid feels. You know you've considered more than once crawling under your desk for a quick nap.
So as with all things that relate to babies and adults, toddlers deal with the witching hour about as well as they deal with emotions, commercials during cartoons and being told no. They turn into monsters. Tiny, little monsters that appear to have consumed an entire case of Red Bull. See, with toddlers, it's less about crying and more about whining. It's less "hold me" and more "catch me if you can." From the hours of 3-7pm, their life mission becomes to NOT STOP. Don't. Whatever you do, don't slow down because you might realize you're running out of steam and that just won't do. So what do they do? They run. They run in circles from the dining room, to the living room to the kitchen, to dining room... They run up the stairs and down the stairs. They change clothes. They strip out of all their clothes. They run the dining room circuit again naked. They color, they paint, they draw, they do stickers. They ask for a snack, they may or may not finish the snack. It's a never-ending, exhausting way to spend EVERY SINGLE AFTERNOON.

Does it work every day? Of course not. There are days you have commitments in the evenings, aren't home or for whatever reason, it just won't work. But the next time you can, give it a try. I bet you thank me. :)
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