Signs a toddler lives at your house

• You have abandoned paper towels, napkins, kleenex and other paper products and instead, just use Clorox wipes for everything
• You forget what you were going to say at least 3 times a day
• You mention, discuss or ask a question about bodily excrements at least once a day despite your most valiant efforts to avoid the subject
• You're tired
• You repeat yourself so often you start wondering if people really "didn't hear you"
• You have walked into a room recently and said, "What happened here?"
• You can hear through walls, up stairs and behind doors
• You're tired
• You sometimes wear a dirty article of clothing just so it's one less thing you have to wash
• You sometimes wear a dirty article of clothing because you didn't realize it was dirty until halfway through the day
• You sometimes wear a dirty article of clothing because even though you knew it was dirty, you didn't have the energy to change
• You wake up with the theme song to the Backyardigans stuck in your head
• You have found a sippy cup recently in your purse, car, briefcase and bathroom
• You're tired
• You sing the ABC's while you wash your hands
• You find yourself smiling when everyone else around you is frowning...because even in the worst of times you need only remember the night before to have something funny to laugh about